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A friend of ours sent us this joke which we think is hilarious. Just goes to show you sometimes when we really try to listen we still get it wrong. Hope you enjoy.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster RollerCoaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
SEND THIS TO ALL THE WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.
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If the stress of the holidays is getting frustrating with your significant other, take a look at this little test and see if you can figure it out. Either way both sexes will have a good laugh at this one. Enjoy!
The Perfect Man and Woman
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Here is a perfect example of how men and women are wired differently. Note to guys to pay attention to the differences of how women view a kiss. If your a bad kisser their is hope….a guy in the article who wrote a book actually has classes on how to kiss. Go figure! Practice makes perfect!
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Three couples in long term marriages discuss what works for them. Great to the point discussion about what really works.
Love actually
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Here is some good advice on taking the proactive perspective on looking for someone vs waiting for them to show up. This article has some good practical advice on attitude, packaging and perspective. Given the fact that the competition is fierce for quality available men, some of the tips could pay off for women looking to meet and eventually get married.
Kenya: Hunting for a Husband
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Here is a quick article that gets to the point about interactions between couples. Nicely written and keeps you aware that it's not always about you….
Relationship Issues? - It's Not All About You!
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Well now we have an idea why it takes women so long to get ready. It really isn't a process like men do when they are getting ready for an event. Sounds like it is more of a combination of taking time out for themselves AND getting ready…. go figure
Women spend three years getting ready to leave the house
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We got a front page Know Your Pig Review at www. Macleans.ca. for the August 27, 2007 issue! This is great. The good thing is that it will also be in the print copy of the Magazine that is has already been released to subscribers and is currently on newstands.
We are excited and love the review. We know you will too! Click here for the Know Your Pig Book Review by Anne Kingston. Anne has truly captured who we are and the essence of the book.
We also have some great reviews on Amazon.com from our readers. Check out Know Your Pig Reviews on Amazon.com
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You know the saying about the chicken and the egg, right? Well, as a committed co-author, I decided to have my car wrapped to promote the book everywhere I go.
It has been a blast seeing the reactions Some laugh, some point, some appear to be stunned, but the effect is working!
We see people visiting our website and buying the book from many of the places that I have driven.
Here are a few pictures of the car:
My Mercedes E500 was wrapped by Autograph Trim. You can see more of their work at www.autographtrim.com
Speaking of the places I have driven through, I have criss-crossed the country several times since the
release of Know You Pig!
No I am not crazy, I just love driving. So before I decide to hop on an airplane,
I check my schedule and see if I can drive instead.
You never know, I may end of in your town!
Here is a list of just a few of the places I have visited in the last month (by State):
- Alabama - Mobile, Gulfport
- Arizona - Kingman, Wickenburg, Surprise, Phoenix, Littlefield, Tucson, Casa Grande, Flagstaff, Winslow, Holbrook
- Colorado - Sterling, Denver, Littleton, Idaho Springs, Dillon, Eagle, Glenwood Springs, Grand Junction
- Connecticut - Danbury, Waterbury, Hartford, New Cannan, Wesport, Norwalk
- Florida - Jacksonville, Lake City, Gainesville, Ocala, Brooksville, Tampa, Tallahassee, Pensacola
- Georgia - Savannah, Brunswick
- Illinois - Gary, Joliet, Moline
- Indiana - South Bend
- Indiana - Terra Haute, Indianapolis, Richmond
- Iowa - Iowa city, Des Moines
- Louisiana - New Orleans Baton Rouge, Lake Charles
- Massachusetts - Worcester, Auburn, Grafton, Cambridge, Boston
- Michigan - Flint, Lansing
- Missouri - Joplin, Springfield, Rolla, St.Louis, Greenville, Vandalia, Effingham
- Nebraska - Omaha, Lincoln, Kearney, North Platte
- Nevada - Mesquite, Moapa, Las Vegas, Summerlin, Henderson, Boulder City, Hoover Dam
- New Mexico - Las Curces, Deming, Gallup, Grants, Albuquerque, Moriarty, Santa Rosa, Tucumcari
- New York - Buffalo
- North Carolina - Elkin, Statesville, Charlotte
- Ohio - Columbus, Akron, Youngstown
- Oklahoma - Oklahoma City, Tulsa
- Pennsylvania - Dubois, Clearfield, Bloomsburg, Erie, Pittsburgh, Wilkes Barre, Scranton
- South Carolina - Rock Hill, Columbia
- Texas - Amarillo Port Arthur, Houston, San Antonio, Sonora, Fort Stockton, Fort Hancock, El Paso
- Utah - Green River, Salina, Beaver, Ceder City, St. George
- West Virginia - Morgan Town, Fairmont, Sutton, Oak Hill, Buckley, Princeton, Wytheville
- Canada - Toronto, Ontario
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